#🎉; twos a party

[boyfriendblogging]

Replaying Bugsnax.. I missed my filbo

[always-andromeda]

If things go according to plan, later today I’ll have a little sfw alphabet for Benson from The Passenger ready to be posted and gOD for the first time in a while I feel like I’m fucking ON IT as far as writing goes.

[still-not-a-cat]

party time!

[wispurring-moss]

grabbed a bowl from the cabinet for my dinner, realized there was a small spider of a species that i didn't immediately recognize inside, spent the next couple of minutes on google images studiously perusing through several different similar-but-not-quite-correct brown spiders with black spots until i finally locate the Spitting Spider, and because i have terminal brainrot i have spent the last five minutes wracking my brain to make some kind of Spitting-vs.-Swallowing Spider joke bc Of Course I Would but ended up not really getting anywhere with it, so anyways how's y'all's absolutely thrilling monday nights going? 😆

[theblueboxscholar]

Edit: her birthday was in November! It (this post) got banished to my drafts and just got posted. Oops!

🎊HAP-BIRTH🎊

Tis the wifes birthday 🎂

[We're the same age again! Wahoo!]

Gift display~

[Excuse the chaos, we're prepping for Christmas so everything is EVERYWHERE.]

My wife this morning: "Anyone not in the know, 'why are there bugs?'"

[These photos are from last night. Before she'd seen the cake. Her comment was about the display but still hahaha]

Also her: " 'What could produce an ant of that size?' " [referencing Ian's line delivery from Planet of the Giants.]

We dressed as 12/Odessa to go see Venom 3.

12/Odessa edit

Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet - The Stiff Dylans

Odessa Hanover faceclaim = Mia Goth

"For my bestie~" ♡ - @okayhotshots

[afterglowsainz]

warm | oscar piastri

part 2

pairing: oscar piastri x reader

summary: when two members of the friend group get secretly together it all seems to be okay, but will they be able to keep their situation with no strings attached?

fc: different girls from pinterest

a/n: it’s still april 6 where i’m at so happy birthday oscar 🎉 enjoy my favorite trope in the world (star-crossed lovers) pt. 2 will be coming some time this week :)

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username she’s my best friend she just doesn’t know it yet

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oscarpiastri home sweet home 🇦🇺

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username your honor he’s EVERYWHERE

username nonchalant king

yourusername i think i might’ve seen you on a billboard but i’m not sure

oscarpiastri i’m sure you did

username their friendship is what i aspire to have

username good luck this season oscar!!

landonorris too much of this

oscarpiastri cry

username can’t escape him

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username and i’m obsessed with you

username the face card killed me

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yourusername 你是 (you are)

username y/n 😍😍😍

username the girlies best friend 💗💗

carlossainz55 you should move here

yourusername i’m hiding your ipad

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yourusername 😎

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f1gossip oscar piastri was seen yesterday after the japanese grand prix partying in company of an unknown girl

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username oh to be the unknown girl partying with oscar 😩

username the way he’s grabbing her you’d think they’ve been dating for a while

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username these news had to be delivered to me more delicately 😔

username no babe i’m not okay oscar was kissing a random girl and it wasn’t me

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username it’s actually strange cause isn’t she in pr? she should be there

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yourusername i’m actually chilling with jimmy, sassy, donut and nino pretty hard

maxverstappen1 :0

charles_leclerc miss us

yourusername or what

charles_leclerc i’ll revoke your leo privileges

yourusername alexandrasaintmleux this is abuse 😔

carlossainz55 i think you took the wrong flight btw

yourusername i think i’m good actually

landonorris i don’t like this joke anymore

yourusername 🤪

[boyfriendblogging]

Ooh, this seems fun!!! Can I get teams for Tissues (top) and Filbo (bottom)?

wahhh new rb game ^^ !!

TEMPORARILY CLOSED SO I CAN ANSWER THEM ALL

send me a picture of your f/o(s) (3 f/os max) and i will build them a pokemon team based on vibes + what i might already know about them :]

proship dni. op is a minor. examples under cut!!

[dontpulloutman]

we did the thing!

singer!yn x lewis pullman a/n: the semester is DONE i have roughly a month to completely brainrot over lew (and co.)

(masterlist)

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yourinstagram we did the thing!🤵‍♂️💍👰‍♀️

a few weeks ago, i gained the privilege to say that i married my best friend. (guys!!! that's my husband in the fourth pic!! isn't he so dreamy 😍) surrounded by family and our closest friends, we shared our vows.

my publicity team told me to write a meaningful message about how i'm overjoyed and thrilled, and don't get me wrong, i AM but MY HUSBAND is currently cooking breakfast shirtless and he's distracting me so like...

brb,

Mrs. LJ Pullman

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anniehoax GIRL.....

florencepugh congrats again you two! 😂❤️ tell Lewis to take it easy on you 😂😂

l0vedstory ON MAIN??? ON YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT?!1??1!

dannyramirez Already preparing for future godfather duties! 😂🍼🍼

sunriseblvd a few weeks ago??? how long is their honeymoon??? a whole year????

yourinstagram yep sunriseblvd WHAT THE FUCK babieonboard YN???????? yourinstagram im just kidding

yoyogeraldine CONGRATS TO MY PARENTS I LOVE YOU GUYS!! 💘🎉🎉

ynmom Welcome to the family (forever and officially) Lew! ❤️

yourinstagram we love you momma! xx sentryybob "we" as in ... yn and lewis? MY HEART

ynsister ugh ure so cringe pls delete (i am SO ready to be an aunt ty ily)

yourinstagram 😜 (you would be the best aunt ever!! i love you too)

floydwso ITS SO OFFICIAL YN'S FAM AND FRIENDS ARE POSTING ABT THE WEDDING TOO

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ynsister so... they did it! they finally got married! (yn don't cancel me for this) ten years ago, i remember waking up at 2am because my sister wont stop calling me. i was half-dead/half-asleep from college but that would never stop me from picking up one of her calls. i REALLY thought there was an emergency.....

she's calling because she met a guy. "super cute. in a nerdy way you know i can't resist" IN VERBATIM BTW ... the way she gushed about him.. you would think they've known each other for 20 years (she literally just got home from the party they met at) imagine my surprise when they take YEARS to finally get together!! these jackasses!! THEY PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH THEY GOT ME SO STRESSED med school who???? (naturally, in the same call, she plays the song she's writing about him) anyway...

yn, you're the best sister anybody could ever have. you're the smartest, funniest, most annoying person in my life and i love you everyday. i'll really miss sharing the same last name with you.

to my older brother lew, i know that there's nobody in this world that can love her the way you do. please take care of her. she's my sister, and one of the people i love most in the world. you said it yourself, "happy wife, happy life"... have those fruit snacks ready at all times HAHAHAH here's to more memories! :)

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yourinstagram STOP YOURE GONNA MAKE ME CRY i love you so much, lil sis <33 see you soon

ynmom Are these the 'outtakes' of your maid of honor speech?

ynsister yes :(

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[boyfriendblogging]

local gayboy (me! its me) found dead in miami (my bedroom) cause of death: my friends being nice to me

[mejaemin]

Congrats to you for the 700 followers!!🎉 i have a request…

Can I request for seungcheol 👀 prompt (ahem ahem) no.7💀

seungcheol + “swallow it. all of it.”

(18+ mdni !!) warnings: blowjobs, lowk face fucking a little , semi public (bathroom stuff.. again), met baby pt. 2 !!! an: someone cut his brows off bc if he raises them ONE more time freaklia is becoming permanent. i literally tried so hard to shorten this to make it ~300 words like ive been doing but i cant. met gala coups is too powerful

“fuck, baby, keep going,” seungcheol groans, gripping your hair like it’s his last bit of life.

you moan around him, unable to talk with the way his fat, heavy cock stretches your lips. thankfully, the music in the venue is loud enough to hide yours and his noises, bass-heavy rap muffling the sounds of groaning and soft gagging.

after a lot of convincing, you and cheol left the met gala, and instead of going straight to the hotel like he had wanted, you went to the after party of one of your friends. for the rest of the gala after your time in the bathroom, your boyfriend had struggled a lot with a certain.. problem, and you knew that it wouldn’t be long before he pulled you away from your friends and into a more secluded place.

there’s drool trailing down your chin, bubbling past your lips and dripping down his balls as he holds your head flush to his pelvis. your breaths are jagged as they flow through your nose, swallowing around his girth as he twitches, wildly, against your tongue.

finally, you pull off, catching your breath. “gonna cum, cheollie?” you ask, eyes innocent as you tilt your head up at him. your hand finds its way to his shaft, his body shuddering when you start stroking his length.

“yeah, baby, doin’ me so good.. gonna cum down your pretty throat..” he hisses, easing your head a little further when your lips wrap around his head.

he wasn’t lying, he’s so close and you can feel it in the way his ramblings are more frequent. through slightly tear-clumped mascara you look up at him, and his eyes are screwed shut, lip trapped in his teeth as you work him. your throat’s starting to feel sore, an ache starting up in your jaw, but you can’t bring yourself to care when the salty taste on your tongue gets stronger.

you’ve been in here for a while, and you know someone will come knocking soon. so, with cheeks hollowed, fists balled, you bring both his hands to the back of your head, letting him use you to finish himself off.

he loses all composure, chest rumbling with unending groans, teetering on the edge of whimpering, dick poking at the back of your throat with every thrust. he’s so hot like this, standing above you with such a rough grip on your head, a completely blissed out expression on his face. he finally reaches his end after one, two more thrusts, pulling out until just his tip is left in your mouth, stroking himself as his cum floods your tastebuds.

“oh my god.. so fucking good..” he moans, low and husky, “swallow it, baby..” his eyebrow perks up at the liquids spilling from the corner of your mouth, eyes tearing up. “all of it.”

you do, and stick your tongue out to show him, earning a cheek kiss in response. he wipes your tears, fixes your hair, then finally straightens himself out and ushers you out the door.

“find your friends, tell them we’re leaving.” he yells, music getting increasingly louder as you rejoin the crowd. “my good girl deserves to get fucked, don’t you think?”

[victoryai]

THE ASCENDANT IN ASTEROID BODA (1487) PERSONA CHART: The obvious vibe of your wedding 💒.

ARIES ASC: Your wedding will have a bold look to it. You will see to it that the decorations and arrangements are outstanding. Your outfit will be on point and the attention of everyone will be on "you"

Your wedding will be loud 📢 and fun. It's the type of wedding where alot of things are happening: someone is dancing, the other crying 😭, mood swings here and there. The energy level is high and there's no dulling. Everyone is up and active. With this ascendant I don't see you having a quiet wedding at all 🚫

And at the end of the day you'll feel tired (a good tired🥱).

TAURUS ASC: Your wedding will be expensive 🏦. You or spouse will likely spend a fortune for everything to look plush on this special day

I see alot of varieties 😋 of dishes. The atmosphere will be chill and comfortable and so will everyone else be. You will comfortable in your outfit and will be composed throughout the day. Why do I feel everyone's attention is gonna be on your cake 🎂😭( maybe the Taurus- food connection).

I don't see tension and doubt with this placement except other placements indicate it.

GEMINI ASC: You/spouse might have to travel for the wedding (most likely short distance journey). Alot of communication and multitasking is happening here. Maybe you have to call up the wedding planner a thousand times, keep up with your hair appointment, send invitation cards to a lot of folks, pick up some guests lol etc. There's a lot of running around, either way. At your wedding, there's alot of chit chat going on, guests communicating or rather gossiping 🧐, you're likely to be nervous because gemini is a jittery sign 😭. It might also be a double wedding ( maybe you get married with another couple or you have two different types of wedding) Or also, you both might get married on the phone or FaceTime 😭😭

CANCER ASC: You are likely to have your wedding at your house or hometown. On this special day, family is going to be very important,maybe you've invited all your relatives and close ones you could think of. Your parents will have strong opinions about this wedding or will be very supportive. The wedding atmosphere might be very emotional and cozy 😭 maybe your friends and family are crying their eyes out. It might even feel like a family gathering more than it feels like a wedding. It's likely to be a very private and small wedding 💒 but with a lot of different moods 😂😭😩🥲🥱🥰😒. At the end of the day, you'll feel something only you can tell deep down in your heart.

LEO ASC: Your wedding will feel like a literal party 🥳🎉. It will be so much fun and might even be a popular wedding. I see a lot of kids at your wedding or you might already be pregnant. It's a very shiny wedding indeed. All eyes will be on you and you will be the center of attraction. Might be really really creative , maybe you do something that's not normally done at other weddings such as a bridal choreography or a short drama. Also there's possibility of something dramatic happening on your wedding day,(which could be positive or a bit negative) just something dramatic.

VIRGO ASC: Your wedding is going to be very put together, very organized too and pretty much minimalistic in nature.

I would say it's a simple wedding conducted in the formal way, everything is in proportion and there's also great attention to detail and cleanliness is top . However, this ASC could also indicate conflict at the wedding venue if other placements show so.

LIBRA ASC: Your wedding is a typical wedding. Both the bride and groom are looking very beautiful and handsome respectively, especially you! you will be pretty attractive on this special day and the attention will be on you and your spouse!. Everything is likely to go super smooth with the support of other placements. It's just as a wedding should be, not too loud, not too quiet, just in between, in proper balance. Might have a court wedding too.

SCORPIO ASC: Your wedding is going to have a heavy aura to it . Its like thickness can be felt in the atmosphere. This can be positive or negative but however way the atmosphere might be tensed up, maybe everyone has been anticipating this day and they can't just believe it's here!😨. This wedding might be conducted in secret or a secret gets spilled on your wedding day. Apart from all these, you might receive quite a fortune or inheritance from someone as a gift or something.

SAGITTARIUS ASC: You/spouse might have to travel long distance because of the wedding. You're likely to get married abroad. Your wedding will be exotic in nature and rich in culture. Most guests will be foreigners or coming from far away places. I would say very bright and lively . 2nd scenario is that your wedding will be religious e.g at a church, mosque, temple and would have you performing all the religious rites. A destination wedding.

CAPRICORN ASC: Planning your wedding up to the very last minute is going to be with a bit of stress and responsibility. Either of you might have a good social standing, so this might be a popular wedding that everyone is interested in, in the media, on the papers etc. Guests might be public figures and venue will be chic and dapper.

AQUARIUS ASC: Your wedding will be absolutely unique, with a somewhat weird taste. This is not the kind of wedding you see everday. This is actually special. Maybe instead of a wedding gown, you wear something very different. Your wedding is likely to receive attention on social media. Technology and innovative ideas might be of good use to you on this special day.

PISCES ASC: Your wedding will probably be near a beach/water body . It might be done very quietly too(did you runaway to have this wedding 😭). It could have an ethereal look and feel to it. You could decide to create a fairy tale theme for it.

There's also a chance it could be conducted in a very spiritual way too and it's aura can be greatly felt. It feels fated 😭. I bet you'll never forget this day!

[ultopias]

joint birthday celebration (cause they're too busy to hold two different parties) 🥳🎉🥂

the decoration keeps falling off the wall so moran is holding it

[alleewonder]

Two fools at the work Christmas party 🎉 did all their coworkers see them? Probably, but everyone was suspecting something anyway, and hey, better to think their shifty behaviour is due to scandalous gay shenanigans and not stealing equipment and body parts!

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[cutielando]

when in vegas | lando norris

social media au

synopsis: in which you shouldn't be left alone when in Vegas

pairing: lando norris x wife!reader

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landonorris Vegas baby tagged: yourusername

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yourusername i love traveling with you <3

landonorris i love you 🫶🏻

mclaren Let's go!🧡 liked by yourusername and landonorris

mclaren also, please, BEHAVE - PR team

landonorris we'll try

yourusername i'll keep him under control

landonorris you'll be too busy to think about that 😈😈😈😈

mclaren LANDO

alex_albon please be good

landonorris not making any promises

yourusername sorry alex 🫣

oscarpiastri ...my room is next to yours...

yourusername 🫣🫣🫣

landonorris i suggest earplugs 🤭

oscarpiastri ...

charles_leclerc someone should watch over you two

yourusername not you, that's for sure

charles_leclerc why not?

landonorris you're worse than we are

charles_leclerc ...true

adam_norris_pure_electric good luck, my boy!!

landonorris thanks dad ❤️

ciscanorris take care of him yourusername

yourusername i will!!! ❤️

user1 you just know they are going to be WILD

user2 I cannot wait for the content abut these two

user3 THE COMMENTS

user4 they’re spending his birthday in Vegas together i’m not well 😭😭😭

user3 my man is getting LUCKY

maxfewtrell you seem to have lost my invite. again

landonorris nah, i just didn't want you here

yourusername babe, be nice please

maxfewtrell this is him being nice.. some friend you are

landonorris ;)

user5 max and lando bickering like siblings will forever be my favorite thing in the world

user6 NOT MCLAREN LITERALLY SCOLDING HIM HAHAHA

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yourusername being by your side and watching you do what you love the most has been my greatest accomplishment. i am so proud of everything that you do and i'm forever thankful that you chose me to be a part of your journey. happy 24th birthday baby, i love you so much and i cannot wait to see what the future holds for us ❤️ tagged: landonorris

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landonorris i wouldn't even think about doing life with anybody else. i love you so much 😩❤️

yourusername ❤️❤️

landonorris can’t wait to party with you tonight 😈

yourusername BEHAVE

landonorris 😈no

mclaren Happy birthday, Lando! We are proud of everything you do and we hope to continue being your family for many more years to come. Cheers! 🧡🧡

landonorris thank you 🧡

oscarpiastri happy birthday, mate. take it easy tonight

landonorris never 😈

oscarpiastri 🥲

yourusername i’ll keep him under control, don’t worry

landonorris you’ll be too busy to do that 😈😈

oscarpiastri THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP

georgerussell63 happy birthday, mate! 🥳 can’t wait to crush you on the track

landonorris thanks mate. you wish you had my pace

georgerussell63 your ego is through the roof

yourusername so is yours

user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE DRIVER 🧡🧡🧡🧡 WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

user2 he’s all grown up 🥹🥹

user3 i remember when he was just a little guy starting out in F1 and now look at him 😭😭😭😭

user4 he’s so fine and talented and just UGH SO PERFECT 😩😩😩 happy birthday king 🥳🥳

user5 i love their relationship so much ❤️❤️ she keeps him grounded and he’s so much happier now

maxverstappen1 happy birthday 🎉 can’t wait to get drunk tonight

landonorris 😈😈😈😈

yourusername oh Jesus

kellypiquet we’re in for a very long night

charles_leclerc i heard there’s a party?

landonorris you’re not invited

charles_leclerc :(

yourusername don’t listen to him, you’re invited and we’d love it if you came 😊

landonorris we would?

yourusername shut up

charles_leclerc yay!! 🥳🥳

mclaren if someone could please keep an eye on them, we would really appreciate it - PR team

carlossainz55 consider it done

landonorris we’re not children, you know

mclaren you certainly act like children

yourusername they’re kinda right, you know…

landonorris shh

maxfewtrell happy birthday mate. looks like you made it another year

landonorris thanks. you know you can't get rid of me

maxfewtrell no matter how hard i try

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formula1gossip MARRIAGE ALERT⁉️⁉️ Reports are saying that Lando Norris and long-time girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N have tied the knot last night during his birthday bash in Las Vegas? What do you guys think? 👀

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user1 tbh i hope it's true, they're amazing together😩

user2 i saw yoursister in the likes 👀👀👀👀

user3 yoursister GIRL WHAT DO YOU KNOW🫣

yoursister i know nothing

user3 SUCH A LIAR HAHAHA I LOVE IT🥲

mclaren sigh...🥲

user5 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING

user6 this is basically the confirmation we needed

user7 i suddenly understand why everyone keeps saying they are the biggest PR nightmare 😭😭

user8 this is the most Lando thing ever

user5 for real, like this seems the kind of wedding Lando would have

user4 i can just imagine the earful Cisca is probably giving the both of them for doing this 😭😭😭

user2 she is so gonna tear them a new one hahahaha

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yourusername & landonorris we got married last night. we don't remember much, but it was the best decision we have ever made. grateful to be starting this journey together ❤️

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mclaren Congratulations!!🧡

landonorris thanks admin 😊

yourusername also, we're sorry for the nightmare we've caused the PR department 🫢

mclaren you're cute, we'll let this one slide - PR team

georgerussell63 wild night, but happy for you guys ❤️ liked by yourusername and landonorris

maxverstappen1 i don't even remember this happening

yourusername you were drunker than everyone, you couldn't even remember your name 😂

maxverstappen1 that's not true 😠

kellypiquet you danced naked in front of the wedding venue singing "Viva Las Vegas"

alex_albon for 20 minutes straight

landonorris not the sight I wanted to remember from that night

georgerussell63 me too

alex_albon me 3

charles_leclerc me 4

carlossainz55 me 5

maxverstappen1 OK I GET IT

ciscanorris my children ❤️ you're lucky i love you

yourusername we're sorry ❤️❤️ we promise to have a proper wedding when we get back

landonorris anything for the Mrs.

yourusername 🤭OH

oscarpiastri congrats guys, thanks for taking it easy on me last night with the noise 🥳

landonorris we were too drunk

yourusername you got off easy, pastry

oscarpiastri a win is still a win

user not both of them bullying poor oscar 😭😭

alex_albon never thought you would be the first one of us to get married

yourusername we didn’t either

landonorris what can i say, i love surprising people

maxfewtrell you guys getting married was definitely not on my bucket list for the year

yourusername but you loved it nonetheless

maxfewtrell i'm just grateful you got him to settle down

landonorris she is something else

yourusername 🤭

user1 YAYAYAYAYAAY 😩😩😩

user2 MY FAVORITE COUPLE GOT MARRIED 😭😭

user3 they are so precious 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

user4 CONGRATS ❤️❤️❤️

user5 our favorite WAG is officially HERE TO STAY ❤️❤️

yoursister mom is mad you got married without us

yourusername i’m sorry :((

landonorris kinda my fault, but don’t worry. we’ll have a proper wedding soon!!

yourmother you better.

yourusername MOM, be nice to your son-in-law

yourmother don’t push it, young lady

landonorris yes ma’am 🫡🫡

francisca.cgomes a truly wonderful night 🥳 CONGRATULATIONS DARLINGS!!!❤️❤️❤️

yourusername we love you !!! ❤️

lilymhe i’m sorry i couldn’t be there, but i’m really happy for you guys !! ❤️

yourusername don’t worry, you’ll come to our other wedding ❤️

user6 imagine saying OTHER WEDDING 😩😩

user7 i cannot wait to see their wedding 😭😭❤️

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mclaren Mr. and Mrs. Norris everyone! Even though their wedding came as a surprise to us as well, we could never be mad at these two! 🧡 tagged: yourusername and landonorris

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yourusername we love you guys !! 🧡🧡

landonorris thanks for the papaya post-wedding cake

mclaren was it delicious?

yourusername it was 🤩

user1 not McLaren posting them 😭😭

user2 they are just one big happy family🥹🥹

user3 MY PARENTS😩❤️❤️

charles_leclerc you're so milking this wedding

landonorris fame is fame

yourusername excuse me? 😠

charles_leclerc great job making her mad from day 2

landonorris you know i didn't mean it like that babe !!

yourusername you're treading on thin ice, mister

georgerussell63 how did y/n, the down-to-earth one, agree to this?

yourusername vodka might have been involved in my decision making process 🤐

landonorris and my good looks also played a part

georgerussell63 good to know that's all it takes

carmenmmundt don't get any ideas

maxfewtrell where is my slice of cake?

landonorris lost in the mail

maxfewtrell ...

yourusername don't worry max, i saved you a slice

landonorris i thought that was extra for me :((

maxfewtrell get your head out of your arse for once, mate

mclaren we'll get you another cake landonorris

user4 the way he has the McLaren staff wrapped around his little finger amazes me 🫣

user5 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND😭😭😭😭😭

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yourusername & landonorris due to popular demand, we present to you, again, Mr. and Mrs. Norris

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mclaren Congratulations guys!🧡🧡 liked by yourusername and landonorris

ciscanorris beautiful wedding, we love you so much❤️❤️❤️

yourusername we love you guys too !!!! thank you for making our day special🫶🏻🫶🏻

maxfewtrell great wedding, glad to see i was invited to this one at least

landonorris don’t be condescending

yourusername sorry maxie :)) you know we love you

charles_leclerc beautiful wedding, well done y/n 👏

yourusername thank you charles <3

landonorris i helped too...

charles_leclerc sure you did

carlossainz55 very beautiful ceremony, i loved the cake particularly 🫣

landonorris you thought bringing a Ferrari-themed wedding cake to my wedding was a good idea?

yourusername i thought it was delicious

carlossainz55 i rest my case

user1 SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I’M SOBBING 😭😭😭😭🥹😭🥹🥹🥹

user2 seeing him so happy makes me want to cry 😭❤️❤️❤️

zbrownceo Congratulations to my boy Lando, I hope you and Y/N have a wonderful life together!🧡

landonorris thank you zak 🧡🧡

yourusername we appreciate everything you’ve done for us Zak!!🧡

zbrownceo Thank you for taking care of our boy 🧡

user3 ZAK CALLING LANDO “HIS BOY” 😭😭

user4 YOUR HONOR, you don’t understand how in love i am with them 🥹🥹🥹

maxverstappen1 thankfully i remember this wedding

yourusername thank you for making an effort max

landonorris surprising on all fronts

francisca.cgomes OMG YOU LOOKED SO GOOD 😭😭😭 so grateful to have been by your side on your special day ❤️❤️

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yourusername thank you lils ❤️❤️

alex_albon i still can't believe you're married

landonorris bro, we've had 2 weddings, you better start believing

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yourusername he won't. if he does, i'll fight him myself

landonorris ...so much violence...

user5 i can now die happy❤️

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hiiii, congrats on hitting 1k🎉🎉🎉 could you do prompt 106 and 68 with either mattheo riddle or theodore nott?? could you also make it fluff and smut !!

thanks, babe, ily 💘 i assume that you accidentally sent the same request, just with a character specified :) i decided to go with matty for this one.

68. "we just kissed." 106. "…this is awkward."

warnings: 18+ mdni, fingering, cursing

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"fuck- ahhhh, mattheo, just like that!"

mattheo growled, feeling his cock throb in his jeans at the sound of his name on your lips, moaned in such a needy, beautiful voice. he pressed you firmer against the stone wall and curled his two fingers inside of you, pressing on a spot that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. your lips parted in a silent scream, air coming out in short breaths as your best friend kept pumping his fingers in and out of you.

"you like my fingers, princess?" mattheo nearly hissed into your ear, the feeling of your nails digging into his shoulders being too good for him to stop his hips from jerking forward. you felt the hardness of his length pressed against the back of your thigh, your leg wrapped around his waist, and you swallowed at the thought of his potential size.

you didn’t want to admit it, but recently you’d been thinking about what mattheo was hiding underneath his pants a bit too much. you and your best friend had an agreement – if you felt especially horny but wasn’t in the mood for a stranger, he would graciously help you out. however, this arrangement only included his hands or mouth – a boundary placed by you, since you were, well, best friends. lately, however, you’ve been wondering a lot about his cock, and if it was all that the rumors made it out to be. and just in general, you started noticing that mattheo was actually a pretty attractive guy, with his messy curls, his deep brown eyes…

the addition of a third finger snatched you out of your thoughts, making you press your cheek against mattheo’s and moan louder into his ear, the sound ringing through the corridor and mixing with the music from the party barely reaching your ears. mattheo had to deeply breathe in and out to save himself from making a mess in his jeans right then and there – your moans were just too damn addictive.

"gonna cum," you whispered hoarsely, your hand unconsciously moving up from his shoulder to wrap around the back of his neck. mattheo gritted his teeth, increasing his pace, but not being able to stop his hips from bucking forward again – the need for friction was too strong.

"cum for me, baby girl. cum all over my fingers," he breathed against your cheek, and it was everything that you needed to finally let go. "matty…" you whined, your legs shaking around his waist as you slumped against him, pressed between the stone wall and his equally hard but very warm body.

the sound of his nickname in that whiny, perfect voice of yours did it for him. in a second, his lips were on yours, passionately moving and sucking and biting- your eyes widened at the sudden gesture, but you didn’t protest. of course, all boundaries went out of the window in an instant, but who could think about those when his lips were so… so?

when you finally managed to gather enough willpower to pull away, you were panting and grinning like an idiot, your wide, lovesick smile an exact match to that of mattheo’s.

"…this is awkward," you said, feeling your cheeks flushing slightly at the sight of mattheo’s wet, slightly swollen and very inviting lips. "we just kissed."

mattheo chuckled in response. "i mean, my fingers were deep inside your guts just a minute ago. i think we’re way past the awkward stage, princess."

you laughed in response and playfully swatted his chest. maybe he was right, after all. the kiss felt more intimate, for some reason, but you guessed that that was a conversation for another time.

"there’s something else that can be deep inside my guts right now…"